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New Years Eve 08


And lo Jesus and Mary arrived at the party, and all were amused

Out of all of us the only one who could be a Spartan is Nai!

Oh look all the girls look the same. BORING!

Stacey as Cleopatra, I think she just wanted to live like a non-ginger for a night.

Ash does big arms, just like the real Jesus would!

Nothing to see here Centurion, my ears are grey, my back is deaf, my legs are old and bent :)

Mary giving birth....take 1...no no no you can see his knees!

Mary pops Jesus out....and the Hymen is still intact!!!!!

Nice group photo, yep I am in there somewhere.

To Gore or not to Gore, that is the question! Ooh there I am in the back!

Sam is a sophisticated lady who loves Rose out of a plastic glass

Sam and Shelly as angels???? Ha! Oh I mean, yes honey, you were sent from heaven....errr

Nai says, call that a Pec?? In Sparta you would be thrown in the pit for that!

I think there is some Incest going on, Mary is clearly playing with her hair whilst chatting up Jesus...wrong

Mary just likes to Wash and Go...been riding a little donkey all day? no time for 2 bottles in the sea of Galilee, just wash and go!

By the power of Ash, the son of God. He commands Oral pleasure...oh my Dad it worked!

The ladies find Jesus' girth hard to tackle, no teeth now ladies.

Jon the special child, hello cousins marrying!

See, I could've been in 300! Look at that beard!!!

Tonight we dine in Hell!!!!!! Ooh McDonalds...change of plan.

Fidge and Sam torture us with some dancing.

Nai shows us how Spartans eat cake!

No Sam, I meant I wanted to practice Breast Stroke in the pool!


Shep is thinking, you, me, Egypt I make that Pimms o'clock.

Sam couldn't find the chastity belt, probably because I've hidden it. But hey, it's close enough.

Don't make me angry fidge, you won't like me when i'm angry!!


Shep isn't sure who she is, but she is definately asleep.

Haha, first casualty of the night..

Lee engages in some hot lesbian action with stacey, you are a lesbian if you're dressed like a girl...right?